Caliente!

I had my first date in a long time this past weekend.

Apparently there are certain sexual practices I wasn't aware of.

When my prompted date divulged what he was "in to" (literally), I dropped my jaw into my indian style legs and shrieked "WHAT?"

I'm sure that really made him want to divulge more of his deep, dark, secrets with me.

Let's just say, this guy should never buy his date mexican before performing his act of choice.

It always feels good to find out you're a prude.

Ei Carumba!


image: Tom Ford Eyewear Fall '08
via: fabsugar.com

Friday's Inspirations

I have never needed a weekend break more than I do this week! The sun is finally out and I've got a date tonight.

Here are Friday's Inspirations:

Prada pumps for a red&black themed dance party tonight, sea foam-green jordan almonds (my only source of protein), the sexiest person on the planet, Chloe Sevigny for Opening Ceremony, the only upside to 20 years of nerd-ery, one of the Murakamis I love (see Haruki), sweet carbonated bliss!

Shame, shame.

Some sweaty, rotund man, with a scab on his forehead just walked into the office and thumbed through my Moleskine planner, huffing:
"Lemme see, Ah gawt wun jus lahk that...Oh, I thot it wus a Kang James Bahble."

LITTLE DID YOU KNOW IT'S MY DEBAUCHEROUS BOOK OF BLASPHEMY!

Turned right to the date on which I've agreed to have mojitos and gratuitous sex with the devil.

Petit Confections

I can't begin to explain what decadence this weekend was!

The whole thing was incredibly Dionysian.

Some highlights include: homemade zucchini fritters, hot tubbing, fresh blueberry doughnuts at midnight, jordan almonds and quirky Coppola's "Dracula", going for mexican and becoming engulfed in drunken sorority hilarity!

I love my friends, old and new.

My plants may be choking their last breaths but something else is blossoming this fall...

Photo via: Serious Eats New York

This is exactly what friday feels like.

Watch this whole video to get in the mood for the weekend.

I think I know what I'll be doing in my living room....

Found via: the fifth day of may

The Wolf

I wrote a song really quickly last night and I'm really proud of it. It's so exciting to feel your own music mature. Maybe one day I'll record properly and put my tunes on here? Oui!

Today I spotted a "Keystone Light" can in the trash at work. I work in a University Library, mind you. Lovely, no? Any answer I can think of is relatively hilarious and I don't want to ask for fear of a response marginally less exciting than I'm conjuring.

My mom and I are in that place where we miss eachother alot and just want to play and do girly things. We both get like that when we have down time. I am looking forward to moving post university but it crushes me to think about being too far. I suppose nice stationary and more care packages would be in order.

Speaking of care packages, I kind of hinted at how much I want the Woody Allen Box Set #1. She hinted at buying it for me, probably so we could watch it ALL together and fulfill girl time.

Really want to swim around on the bottom of a pool right now. I could use some surreal.

Thinking really hard about Eugene Lang College in NYC for grad school...

Lazy Sunday

I may have fallen in love last night. Really.

Also this: Lasso Raus