Caliente!

I had my first date in a long time this past weekend.

Apparently there are certain sexual practices I wasn't aware of.

When my prompted date divulged what he was "in to" (literally), I dropped my jaw into my indian style legs and shrieked "WHAT?"

I'm sure that really made him want to divulge more of his deep, dark, secrets with me.

Let's just say, this guy should never buy his date mexican before performing his act of choice.

It always feels good to find out you're a prude.

Ei Carumba!


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Friday's Inspirations

I have never needed a weekend break more than I do this week! The sun is finally out and I've got a date tonight.

Here are Friday's Inspirations:

Prada pumps for a red&black themed dance party tonight, sea foam-green jordan almonds (my only source of protein), the sexiest person on the planet, Chloe Sevigny for Opening Ceremony, the only upside to 20 years of nerd-ery, one of the Murakamis I love (see Haruki), sweet carbonated bliss!