I had my first date in a long time this past weekend.
Apparently there are certain sexual practices I wasn't aware of.
When my prompted date divulged what he was "in to" (literally), I dropped my jaw into my indian style legs and shrieked "WHAT?"
I'm sure that really made him want to divulge more of his deep, dark, secrets with me.
Let's just say, this guy should never buy his date mexican before performing his act of choice.
It always feels good to find out you're a prude.
Ei Carumba!
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